When a lady takes to her bed, she wears feminine nightwear and smells like an angel. She arms herself with bonbons, Puffs tissues for her sniffles, something entertaining to read and a nice cup of tea. And lots and lots of pillows to add to her snoozing comfort.
Or so I’ve heard—someplace. Maybe I’m confused and lost in the wrong era.
If this is remotely true, I am no lady. The Puffs have been useless because I blew a hole through like I’d fired a cannon—and had to wash my face afterwards. Cheap paper towels were more up my alley. Bonbons, you ask? My taste buds went on a metallic vacation so I couldn’t enjoy them. Nightwear? Good old flannel-type PJs for me. Something to read, you wonder? My eyes have been much too heavy for reading; my sinuses are still under attack, and my face hurts like it’s been a punching bag.
A sore throat is what started me down this road. Next came fits of coughing so deep, I’m surprised my lungs aren’t shredded to ribbons. My ears are still plugged and my eyes don’t care to focus for longer than it takes to grab my adult sippy cup. To do anything takes more energy than I can muster and I still sweat like a construction worker.
I’ve clocked more hours sleeping in this New Year than awake. I’ve no idea what’s been happening out in the real world for the past ten days.
Five days I’ve lolled in bed, but I’m getting fleeting thoughts about joining the human race again. However, I have a short attention span. It’s possible all that sleep has made me lazy . . . and my sinuses are still messed up.
Happy 2013 to me.
On the bright side, I had first-rate company assessing my every move. I drank gallons of water to quench my thirst and made a million trips to the bathroom, always escorted from and to bed. No amount of hacking or tossing dissuaded my protector from leaving my side. My Lady Gaga slept hanging over my shoulder to keep an eye on me. For four days! Such patience and loyalty—from my kitty? Wow.
Now I face 600+ e-mails in my Inbox and am overwhelmed simply thinking about a catch up. Please bear with me. I’ll do the best I can, but my mojo is still broken and I cannot promise every single one will get answered.
January 11, 2013 at 7:54 pm
Might as well be 601. Feel better soon.
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January 18, 2013 at 6:47 pm
Thank you, Rebecca, for taking the time to comment. I’m making my way back…
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January 11, 2013 at 8:02 pm
The sore throat reeled me in the last part of the year and then other stuff followed. Sorry to hear you’ve been caught with this mess of a mess. I encourage you to be better prepared for any future illnesses, however. This is serious business that you look as if you’re ready to grace the cover of Vogue. And have the room smelling good too. You’ll feel as good as you look.
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January 18, 2013 at 6:45 pm
Thank you Totsymae! You are so right. I did work on it because I know becoming a slouch doesn’t help. I got worn out just keeping in sweet smelling jammies and fresh bedding, though.
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January 11, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Poor Tess…hope you get better soon. I’m going out on a limb here, but did you get your flu shot?!!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:43 pm
Funny you should ask, Laurie. My doctor–for whatever reason–called my daughter to ask if I was going to get my flu shot. I can’t understand why she doesn’t have my number. The short answer is, no, I have never had a flu shot. I’m terrified of them.
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January 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm
Oh, you really should get the shot, Tess. It doesn’t hurt and it could save your life…you want to keep enjoying your newfound pleasures, don’t you? Please, GET THE SHOT!
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January 21, 2013 at 7:16 pm
Thanks, MOM. Sheesh. The trouble is the paper says this year’s is only 60% effective, Laurie…
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February 2, 2013 at 5:19 pm
OK, Laurie. I can’t believe I went to see the doctor and let her talk me into not only the flu shot (which I have NEVER had) but also a shot against pneumonia. Have you heard about that one?
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January 11, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Yuk! Being sick is the pits! Sorry you have been stuck there. Hope you are finding your way out. And good for Lady Gaga!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:41 pm
Lady Gaga sure held it together. What a surprise. Slowly, I am coming back. Thanks, Patricia.
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January 11, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Oh, dear. No fun. Happy honking and get well soon!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:40 pm
My honking has been louder than Canadian geese!
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January 12, 2013 at 2:29 am
Sorry you’ve been under the weather Tess!!!
Hope it passes soon!
Not to worry about answering everything – we completely understand – just you get better!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:40 pm
Thanks, Ghia. Answering everything after being so far behind is an impossible task. I still can stand looking at my monitor for long–my eyes tear up but I AM betting better.
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January 12, 2013 at 4:05 am
I wouldn’t worry about your emails etc just take real good care and I hope you’re soon back to normal, it sounds like a real beast of a virus.
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January 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm
You are so thoughtful, Gilly. I tried to do as many as manageable each day but soon gave up. My eyes weren’t up for it and neither was my head.
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January 12, 2013 at 5:01 am
There’s definitely something going around at the moment Tess… get well soon!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:38 pm
Thanks, Tom. Met a lady today in the coffee shop and she’s not doing as well as I am finally. We both got hit around the same time. Just at New Year’s.
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January 12, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Ha Ha! Only you could make being sick a comedy act! I hope you feel better soon and conquer those e-mails, which I’m probably not helping with
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January 18, 2013 at 6:37 pm
OOM, thank you. You’re the comedian. What do I know about comedy. Anyway, if I take myself too seriously, I might get OLD.
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January 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm
😀
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January 21, 2013 at 7:19 pm
Smiling from ear to ear. Thank you ‘muse’.
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January 12, 2013 at 9:54 pm
Oh Tess, I am so sorry. Load up on clean jammies, stay in bed until you feel better.
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January 18, 2013 at 6:36 pm
Clean jammies and clean bedding took a lot of work but I’m coming out of it–I think. Thank you, Valentine, for taking time to come by.
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January 13, 2013 at 12:06 am
Poor babe–that flu is a b@@tch!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Yep, Karen, that it has been. Last time I was under the weather was four years ago. Guess I overdid the last two months of the year and it bit me in the you-know-what. Thank you for coming by.
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January 13, 2013 at 3:20 am
Hope you’re feeling better, and I’m sure that whatever you’re wearing, and whatever cheap paper towels you are using, you still look every bit the lady!
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January 18, 2013 at 6:33 pm
Vanessa, leave it to you to find a pretty picture even if there is snot on it. Ha ha. Thank you.
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January 14, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Oh Tess sounds like you’ve had some self-care to do. Keep taking care of YOU… the rest of the world can wait, and hopefully understands, just like Lady Gaga. 🙂
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January 18, 2013 at 6:33 pm
Thank you Pamela. I’m still hacking but do feel I’m improving. Lady Gaga was so patient with me. Go figure.
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January 23, 2013 at 2:50 am
I am hoping that my note gets answered….wishing you good health and happiness now and throughout the year…here’s to a wonderful 2013 for both of us!
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February 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Sylvia, I’m curious. What note is waiting to get answered? Did I miss something. Tell me.
Here’s to a super wonderful 2013 for both of us.
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