The following story is true. A six-year-old, Laurie, (not her real name) and an almost ten-year-old, Jenna, (also a fake name) are sisters. The older one lords it over the younger, but Laurie is, well—Laurie.
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“It’s true, Jenna. Seriously.” Laurie tucks soft butter-blonde hair behind an ear and twirls hands in the air as she relates her story.
The girls are in the front hall at home. Grandma has just brought them home after school. Big sister sets her jaw and shakes her head. “Are you making this up?”
“No. I am not. Michael told me he’s not coming to our school soon. He’s moving far away.” She bounces back and forth in her stocking feet.
“So where are they moving to?”
Laurie stretches taller and grins as wide as she can. “He’s moving to Toronto.”
“How do you know all this?” Jenna plays with a strand of whiskey-blonde hair, tastes it and studies the wet ends.
“Aren’t you listening, Michael told me. His father gots a new job.”
“When are they moving?”
Laurie waves the air. “I don’t know.”
Jenna sighs. “So, is Michael still your boyfriend?”
“Well…I still love him; he said he doesn’t love me—but he likes my voice.” Blue eyes glow and seek direct contact with her sister’s.
“He told you that?”
“Seriously!” Laurie ups her tone. “I’m not lying.” Both wrists twist at her sides, back and forth in half circles, fingers squirming about. Schoolbags lay dropped on the ceramic floor.
“Uh-huh.”
Laurie frowns and tilts her head. “His bother Lucas is in your class, right? Do you love him or something?”
“N-O. Of course not…remember my friend Giada in my class? Her family is going to the Bahamas for ten days. She has to bring homework to do in the hotel room while the rest of them go swimming. That sucks.”
“That’s so not fair. Seriously. ” Fingers churn the air again. “Is she gonna do it?”
Jenna lifts a shoulder and lets it drop. “Come on. We better unpack our lunch bags before Daddy gets home.”
~ * ~
Meanwhile, Grandma eavesdrops around the corner in the kitchen. Her face is blood red and distorted from lack of oxygen. Pffh. She lets out a lungful of air and grabs the counter. A hand is clamped over her mouth to stifle her laughter.
October 25, 2013 at 8:18 pm
I love listening to the kids talk about their day. It can get very interesting!
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October 26, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Yes, makes life more interesting.
I have four sisters, no brothers, with me as the oldest. When I was about seventeen, Mom and I were doing the dishes. The house was too quiet. What were the girls up to? I tip-toed down the hall and they were collectively sprawled on the bed and on the floor. The oldest among them was about twelve. The discussion was how the doctor got the baby out of a woman’s stomach. Her answer was through the belly button. The doctor went in with a needle…
Needles to say, my Mother and I cracked up in the kitchen when I related what I’d overhead and seen through the crack in the door.
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October 26, 2013 at 5:22 pm
Priceless!
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October 27, 2013 at 9:00 am
😉
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November 2, 2013 at 11:45 pm
That is funny! the other day my sister 5 year old daughter comes racing out of the bedroom holding her dill pickle and said to her mom, Big sissy just told me if I eat this I will get pregnant. Oh the thing kids talk about…It starts early in life!
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November 4, 2013 at 8:34 pm
Hil-AR-I-OUS. 😉 Earlier all the time.
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October 25, 2013 at 8:42 pm
One of my friends is a live-in nanny. The overheard dialogue she posts on Facebook are blog worthy like yours, and so funny.
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October 26, 2013 at 2:22 pm
Ha ha. Kids’ outlooks are entertaining indeed. They keep us reliving our youth and viewing life around us in a new way.
What about you and your experience with overheard, kids in (serious) conversation?
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October 26, 2013 at 3:31 pm
something funny was said: older sister to younger sister during dinner. “Please be quiet. I’m trying to concentrate on my meat.” (as if it needed to be watched with a deathly stare)
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October 26, 2013 at 3:48 pm
Ha ha ha. Makes me wonder what is REALLY going on in their heads. With all the noise (info overload and techie stuff) around today’s kids, I’m relieved they still think for themselves and are so charming and entertaining. 😉
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October 26, 2013 at 3:50 pm
😃
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October 27, 2013 at 9:03 am
😉
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October 25, 2013 at 9:46 pm
So cute. Somehow I feel I know this grandma. 🙂
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October 26, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Shush. Please don’t tell on me. This must be a secret between you and I. 🙂 😀
The girls always surprise me.
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October 25, 2013 at 11:21 pm
I took a deep breath for you…. 🙂 🙂 🙂
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October 26, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Just in time too. Another moment and I would have suffocated.
Kids are so much more interesting today than in my time. What about your experience?
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October 26, 2013 at 5:09 pm
I think that we are more open to listening because we have more time. My grandmother had 8 children! Can you imagine what wash day was like without washer/dryer! She was happy to have a wash machine with a ringer that would take off a arm if you got caught in it!!! I also think that there is a greater recognition that children have a natural enthusiasm for life that is a joy to behold!!! Really enjoying following your blog.
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October 27, 2013 at 9:03 am
Thanks so much. You are a generous soul.
I remember the wringer washer but only 5 children, not 8. I can’t imagine doing laundry with at LEAST that wringer washer. 😉
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October 26, 2013 at 12:12 am
Let’s call the Grandma a fictional name…. like….Tess. 🙂
I love kid chatter.
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October 26, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Shoot. You found me out. Now I will have to silence you somehow. 😀
The grandkids are more entertaining than television.
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October 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Hmmmmm, no no….don’t silence my chatter! 🙂
Grandkids are THE BEST entertainment.
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October 28, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Best of the best. 😉
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October 26, 2013 at 2:58 am
I would have wet myself!!!
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October 26, 2013 at 2:17 pm
I have a time or two. They are soooooo funny especially the younger one. She vibrates with energy when she has something to tell and used this authoritative voice which makes her sound much older than her sister. Haha.
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October 26, 2013 at 3:15 am
Kids conversations are great aren’t they! I bet teachers have the best time listing to those conversations, especially when kids reveal things about their parents that they probably shouldn’t!
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October 26, 2013 at 2:15 pm
We’ve all heard stories about ‘freedom of information’ at school. I just thought of one told by a lady at work when I first started earning my keep. Her young daughter (about 5?) announced to company one night how her mother slept with the girl’s uncle one weekend while her Daddy was away on a fishing weekend. Turns out, he had spent the night but not in Mommy’s bed. Ha ha.
Kids these days tell much more sophisticated tales.
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October 26, 2013 at 3:41 am
What fun. I’ve recently ‘hired’ our 11 year old neighbor to help me with the garden and I’m not sure which one of has the most fun. Just as soon as I pay her for her work, she giggles and we come in and buy music and books. She’s starting to put a spring in my step.
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October 26, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Lovely to hear, Sheri. Young people are so much more interesting than they were when I was growing up. We were taught to be seen only and not heard. This time round, it’s better. 🙂
Have fun with your new friend.
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October 26, 2013 at 4:58 am
Ah, kid talk 🙂
They can be so serious about just about everything – too cute Tess
😉
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October 26, 2013 at 2:10 pm
Yes, they are cute. Get me out of bed in the morning some days.
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October 26, 2013 at 8:33 am
Grandma is listening in on private conversations! Bad Grandma, but at least Grandma is learning new and important skills.
I don’t think this is gossip.
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October 26, 2013 at 2:09 pm
The six-year-old has me in awe of some of her in-depth details of what goes on in families of classmates. I didn’t have this kind of curiosity at that age or capacity to relate. And she’s soooooooooo dramatic. At least my hair hasn’t turned ALL white yet and my lung capacity is improving. 😉
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October 26, 2013 at 11:30 am
I love to hear young girls talk–so full of life.
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October 26, 2013 at 2:05 pm
Nowadays, I’m amazed with the content of their conversations. In my day six-year-olds weren’t interested in or conversant about this kind of stuff. What’s you experience?
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October 27, 2013 at 8:51 pm
When I was six it dawned on me that there there were only boys and girls which I thought was limiting. But I think today’s kids are so inundated by the media that they pick up popular language much sooner with out much understanding. Maybe, idea only.
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October 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm
😀
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October 26, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Tut-tut Grandma! Can you keep listening please its entertaining 🙂
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October 26, 2013 at 2:01 pm
Thank you, Gilly.
Such in-depth details. Did we have those talks when we were six?
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October 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm
I love eavesdropping on teenagers on the bus. They’re so transparent 🙂
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October 27, 2013 at 9:00 am
Heh heh heh heh. Eavesdropping is the most fun I have (concerning the grandkids, that is). 😉
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October 27, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Lol Tess, I am suspecting you were in this story! 🙂
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October 28, 2013 at 4:17 pm
You found me out. 😉
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October 28, 2013 at 6:42 pm
🙂 Makes for good writing!
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October 29, 2013 at 5:03 pm
You’re very kind. Thank you.
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October 28, 2013 at 9:20 am
Just wanted to drop by and give you a hug. Hope you have a great week! 🙂
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October 28, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Your timing couldn’t be better. Thank you. I know my week will be great now and the same back at YOU. 😉
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October 28, 2013 at 11:36 am
That Grandma–whoever it is–is very lucky to have 2 grandkids like this. I await my day.
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October 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm
I SURE am. 😀
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October 30, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Kids talk is always fascinating. Sure you must be having great time listening to them talk 🙂
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October 30, 2013 at 6:48 pm
My ears burn, I enjoy eavesdropping so much because you never know what you will ‘learn’. I’ve been getting an
edu-ma-cation. 😉
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November 9, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Let’s Cut the Crap, LMAO, but then when I am out of breath I am out of breath. I truly loved this little adventure. And if forced might even admit that such a conversation may have taken place during my life. But I am here, because you visited my blog and “Liked” a post about me, because of a Shout Out I got from Paulette of “The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap” fame. She is indeed a wonderful friend, and blogger. I hope that over time you find other reasons to visit my blog and like other posts. Please take care, Bill
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November 9, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Nice to meet you, Bill. I’ll be back. 😉
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