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On the Yangtze River: Day 14, Part 4 (Three Gorges Dam)

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The Wu Gorge was on our schedule for 4:30 p.m. with dinner on our return at 8:30. However, the day turned wet with light rain and mist by midday. A PA announcement advised dinner changed to 5:30 with departure at 6:30. Adding insult to injury, dinner was then rushed to end at 6:00 with the same departure time. I wondered if this was a worthwhile endeavor because of the wet spray and low ceiling clouds. I thought maybe an adventure awaited and against my better judgement, rushed to catch the bus with our group.

Robert, our first guide in Beijing, had another group on-board. When we left for the Three Gorges Dam, he took the English Group 8 under his wing. A local man, Max, was our bus excursion guide. I don’t believe he knew how to do anything but smile and appear happy. Even over the loud speaker, his soft voice and thick accent were difficult to understand and he wasn’t informative. At one point, Robert pitched in to help.

© 2015 Tess @ How the Cookie Crumbles

© 2015 Tess @ How the Cookie Crumbles

The weather grew more miserable as we  continued. We arrived after an hour or so. Already, it was too dark to see anything but we were hustled into the Visitor Center. The women had the Happy House as the first order of business. We lined up for tickets to see the indoor replica of the gorge. It was beautiful and I took photos.

My hands shook with excitement, grateful we’d arrived safely, and ecstatic to see this perfect model (the reason for these shaky pictures).

The real deal wasn’t in the cards. Whose idea was it to go ahead with this tour so late? Might anyone be anything but dissatisfied? I was, wouldn’t you be?

All manner of souvenirs we’d seen everywhere were displayed in the gift shop: pearls, various colors of jade, tee shirts, as well as books about the Gorges. Ten minutes to shop and then outside into the drizzle with the local guide (Max) to the observation area, which I couldn’t make out. The pillars he pointed out were swathed in mystery like in a bad Sci-Fi movie, similar to Mount Olympus in the clouds, all mist and vapor with an inky black void below.

Robert announced our urgent return by 9:30 because the ship had been scheduled to go through the locks by 1:00 a.m. I had doubts about the bus tires in the rain as we rushed back. What a waste of another hour plus the cost of gasoline.

Rain, and dark proved to be bad companions for an enjoyable tour. I decided to disregard negative feelings, but in truth I should have paid attention to my gut. The trip was a waste of three-and-a half-hours driving in rain and biting my nails to stubs.

Upon our return, crew members with flashlights lit our way back from the bus to the ship because of the dark and slippery conditions.

“Watch your step.”

“Welcome back.”

“Watch your step. Be careful.”

“We missed you.”

Cheesy, I know, but I was miserable, and couldn’t help half-believing the words after I’d heard them a half-dozen times. Jokingly, I said, “I missed you too.”

Weird what wet weather and misery will force me to do. I almost believed their words—not.

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Next on January 9: On the Yangtze River: Day 15, Part 5 (the locks)

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I'm getting a little LONG in the tooth and have things to say about---ouch---AGEing. I believe it's certainly a state of mind but sometimes it's nice to hear that you're NORMAL. I enjoy reading by the truckload. I'm a grandma but I don't feel OLD although I'm not so young anymore. My plan is to stick it out as long as I can on this lovely planet and only will leave it kicking and screaming!

84 thoughts on “On the Yangtze River: Day 14, Part 4 (Three Gorges Dam)

  1. Miserable weather and too late to see. Bummer. At least you got to visit the happy house. Kidding. Thanks for the link to the video. The changes behind the dam are fascinating.

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  2. That’s too bad that the weather messed up your sight seeing. Glad you made it through safely.

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  3. I agree how stupid to dash you all around in the wet and the dark! Thank goodness you survived t tell the tale!! 😉 xxxx

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  4. Holy crap. Tess that sounds downright frightening. Glad you made it in one piece. Great-big-New-Year hug. ❤

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  5. What a miserable and disrespectful way to treat paying customers and visitors to ones country. Glad you made itback safe and sound. I hope you were able to enjoy a hot bath a d cup of tea whenyou returned to the boat.

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    • No hot bath. We only had a shower. Don’t know what we did when we got back. I do believe there was something in the dining-room, but can’t recall and didn’t make a note.

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      • It always amazes me when such mismanagement occurs and there is no effort made to make a bad situation better. The one cruise I did was a river cruise down the Rhine….incredible.

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      • I guess the Yangtze River just doesn’t compare to the Rhine. A friend of mine (two days ago) wanted to know if I’d be interested in a cruise on the Rhine. She’s already been. I said I’d rather go somewhere she hasn’t been so she’ll also have a ‘new’ adventure.

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      • If I had the mk ey, I’d I’d go backin a heartbeat. The scenery is beyond gorgeous, castles, vineyards….the food is amazing and they do push their wonderful wines at excellent price, going ashore to visit cathedrals, enjoy local shopping and cuisine, the service is faultless. One of those assigned to Masashi and I, a young Italian man, wanted us to take him home with us to live…cook, clean garden, “whatever else”….funny. sweet kid. If she wants to do it again, do it! Good food on board.

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      • I love dreaming. We’ll see what happens. I haven’t had time to do any poking around online to get some ideas to shoot back and forth between us.

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  6. All trips have excursions we wish we’d never taken. Oftentimes, they stick out as much in our memories as the good ones! I don’t blame you for being miserable with this one. Sounds like a rough time.

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  7. I couldn’t help it, I laughed when you said “I missed you too”. I knew this was sounding toooooooo lovely! I hope the next day is back to relaxing after that! I hope they gave you some free wine!!

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  8. That’s too bad they messed that one up. It should have been gorgeous. Wet and cold always puts me in a lousy mood, too.

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  9. As the freezy rain pours down now, I can empathize. The first pic is fabulous.
    Happy New Year, Tess.
    xxx

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  10. Tess it is a fascinating effect when you are talking about the miserable weather and snow flakes are streaming across your blog. 🙂

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  11. You’re much braver than I…traveling so far. But then all these beautiful excursions.
    Glad you arrived safely back aboard.
    Ellespeth

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  12. oh my gosh! awesome! tks for sharing and the video!

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  13. It is quite amazing how much we rely on weather to enjoy our holidays, but it can be a right p..s off. But the fact that all was safe in the end is one good thing. love your picture of the canyon/gorge,….

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  14. Your ability to make miserable weather and a disappointing trip into an entertaining story is great! Next time I get caught in a soggy nightmare, I will think of your skills and see if I too, can spin a tale or two!

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  15. Oh dear I think we can count of Day 14- part 4 off the memorable part of the holiday can’t we? 😔 glad that you made it back in one piece. 😀

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  16. Oh Tess how frustrating. The weather can’t be helped but to go ahead in the dark was crazy wasn’t it? It will be a memorable day but but for the best reasons. You are very good at making fun of things! Your photo is fantastic, imagine it with a blue sky. I’ve watched half of the video, fascinating and there are so many pros and cons.

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    • Hi, Gilly. Happy New Year to you. I just know you’ll have a fantastic 2015.

      Maybe they had their fingers crossed or wanted to keep us busy / moving / not bored on the ship. They should have had backup plans me-thinks. 😀 😀

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  17. I don’t know if I’ve wished you a Happy New Year, but anyway I hope its a year full of peace, joy and good health 🙂

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  18. I can’t believe you drove all that way to see a model!

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  19. Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    My weekly visit through China with Tess Karlinski as my guide was delayed due to an excursion funnily enough to a Chinese restaurant for lunch…We had a wee gorge whereas Tess had a Wu Gorge – sorry could not resist. I also have a feeling our excursion was a lot more enjoyable then hers and her companions from the cruise ship. However there is a very interesting video tha is without fog… thanks Tess – I did feel sorry for you this week…

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  20. A bad visit and a bad idea from the beginning, although I guess it’s one of those things that if one doesn’t go to is always left wondering what was missed. Looking forward to better trip days. And Happy New Year

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  21. Love your sarcastic sense of humor, Tess. 😀

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  22. Amazing what a few nice words can mean – at the right time!

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  23. Oh, I understand the missing you. Strangers can be instant friends while traveling. Perhaps because we must rely on each other and everyone feels a little away from usual friends and family.

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    • Happy New Year, Rebecca.

      I wasn’t sure how to take it at first, but decided they meant well. Sure the staff all spoke English to various degrees. Their translations were sometimes odd. Of course, mine might be even funnier if I were in their shoes. ❤

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  24. Hi Tess,
    I’ve been catching up on your blog–LOVED the story about the boy heading off to college! And I am enjoying your recounting your trip to China. I can see from reading this how important it is to get a good tour company! Am loving all the stats and fun facts you include in your posts.

    Best wishes for a Happy New Year, Tess!

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  25. Hi Tess,
    That was such a bummer to rush dinner to see what you saw in the heavy rains and fog. One can only reflect back and laugh but it must have been such a miserable trip on the bus. Am so thankful you arrived back on board the ship, safe and sound, to tell this woeful tale! Not all excursions are that miserable. . . loved the beautiful photo and enjoyed the video! Am enjoying being an “armchair traveller” to China by viewing it through your eyes. . . Happy New Year, Tess. Here’s to a very Happy, Healthy and Adventurous 2015 for you! Cheers, J 🙂

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    • Thank you. Thank you and I wish you all the best in 2015: good health, happiness and prosperity.

      The story gets more comical.Talk about a comedy of errors. I am such a wuss. You are WELcome to come along. I’m tickled with your company.

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  26. How disappointing, but glad you got back safely.

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  27. Sorry you missed the dam, but you know in every trip a bit of rain must fall (ahhhrrrgggg did I say that?). I think though, you have seen so many fabulous things, this seems okay of a trade off.

    Happy and Jubilant 2015 Tess.

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  28. Oh dear! Laughed at the “Missed you too!” comment. I like to talk to the machine if I use the self-service checkout at the supermarket. I don’t know if it’s the same there, but they talk to you, and I always reply even though it’s an automated machine that just says the set phrases! I say things like, “No, no, thank YOU!”. My kids always get embarrassed when I do that, but I can’t help it, I have to amuse myself somehow!

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  29. Hi Tess, finally getting back to check up on you! Sounds like this was a bit of a wash out…pun intended. Still, you got back safe and sound. Hope you slept well at least… 😉 Great to ‘see’ you again, seems ages. Happy New Year Tess 🙂 ❤ 😀

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  30. I would of said “I missed you too.” Haha! The relief I’m sure was palpable.

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